I freaking love writing. If you don’t love writing, I’d love to help you out.
Unfortunately, I’m not a fountain of knowledge. There are some topics that I, frankly know nothing about. As good as I am at bullshitting, I wouldn’t hire me to write, well, anything about the inner workings of anything electronic or mechanical, meat, video games (excepting Crash Bandicoots 1-3) and…er…
OK, here’s what I do know a lot about:
Writing fiction. Specifically fantasy, but not the deep stuff. My main source of inspiration is Terry Pratchett, whom I love. However, my own personal style is a little more adventure-led and a little less satirical. I also draw inspiration from Tove Jansson, J.K. Rowling and Donato Carrisi.
Pricing is negotiable, depending on if you would like me to help you with planning your story, developing characters or writing the whole damn thing for you (by which I mean ghostwriting a book you’ve already planned, I’m not planning AND writing it and then saying you did it, UNLESS you’re stinking rich and can compensate me accordingly.
I look forward to working with you!